Call it Oh Hell, Oh Heck, or Up and Down the River — the bid-exactly game deserves a pad with the deal sizes printed. Nineteen rounds down the river and back, bid and score boxes for six, and both common scoring systems to tick before the first deal.
| Rd | Cards | P1 | P2 | P3 | P4 | P5 | P6 | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| bid | score | bid | score | bid | score | bid | score | bid | score | bid | score | ||
| 1 | 10 | ||||||||||||
| 2 | 9 | ||||||||||||
| 3 | 8 | ||||||||||||
| 4 | 7 | ||||||||||||
| 5 | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 6 | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 7 | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 8 | 3 | ||||||||||||
| 9 | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 10 | 1 | ||||||||||||
| 11 | 2 | ||||||||||||
| 12 | 3 | ||||||||||||
| 13 | 4 | ||||||||||||
| 14 | 5 | ||||||||||||
| 15 | 6 | ||||||||||||
| 16 | 7 | ||||||||||||
| 17 | 8 | ||||||||||||
| 18 | 9 | ||||||||||||
| 19 | 10 | ||||||||||||
Each round you're dealt the number of cards printed in the Cards column, the next card turns up to set trump, and everyone bids — out loud, in turn — exactly how many tricks they'll take. Then the hand is played out under ordinary trick-taking rules: follow suit if you can, highest of the suit led wins unless trumped. The cruelty is structural: the dealer bids last and is barred from making the bids add up to the tricks available, so every round is built to break at least one player's plan.
The full journey deals ten cards, then nine, down to a single-card round of pure nerve, then climbs back to ten — nineteen rounds. Playing the shorter 7-1-7? Start on the row marked 7 and stop when you're back there. One-card rounds with six players are chaos and everyone knows it; that's the good part.
Tick one box on the sheet. Exact-only is sharper — a missed bid is a zero, full stop. Everyone-counts is friendlier — tricks always score 1, exact bids add 10. Both are widely played; mixing them mid-game is how arguments start.
Can you bid zero? Absolutely, and on big hands a made zero is often the best bid on the table.
What if trump turn-up is impossible? In the round where every card is dealt, there's no turn-up — play it no-trump.